Hit Upon by the Undesireable?

Hit upon by the undesirable? Sick of letting creeps off easy just because you don’t want a drink in the face? Looking for a fun and convenient way to break the hearts of pathetic masses? Look no further, kindred spirit, for we have the solution for you: the coastertoast!

How Do I Coastertoast?

It’s as easy as slipping a sharpened knife into a supple circulatory organ!

Simply give the nearest drooling asshat any email address your cold and unfeeling mind can come up with, as long as it ends in “@coastertoast.com“.

A few healthy examples:

Any email sent to the given address will result in a humiliating response that says, more or less, that the mouth breather in question never had a chance.

You can read the current rejection email here! 

Enjoy,

- Clarence & Alabama
 (Your friendly neighborhood Coastertoasters)

Coastertoaster News

The Pwn3d Respond

They get the email and for whatever reason - maybe they're drunk, maybe they're damaged, maybe they're just good, old fashioned, corn pone country stupid - they keep responding.

Are you in here? I hope so.

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